There’s a lot to be said about broken timelines like ‘What the fuck just happened’ ‘Why the fuck are there two of me?’ ‘Samos why the fuck do you always keep this shit to yourself?’ There’s a lot to be said but no answers to be found, typical.

Just when everyone thought things were getting back to normal, or as normal as life in Haven and Spargus ever got, an alternate timeline Jak pops into existence frothing at the mouth. He’s never actually seen himself ‘Go Dark’ as Dax likes to put it, other than fuzzy security tapes, but he understands why half of Haven wanted him put down. He still doens’t want to think about the collateral damage the other him caused because then he’ll start laughing and the other him’ll bite the tip of his ear because he needs to shut up.

The ‘time ripple’, as they’re calling it, was about a month ago and they’re no closer to understanding how it happened than they were although they’re still alive so whatever’s going on can’t be worldending. Ashelin put him in charge of his double because frankly, no one else could put up with the two of them, Dax excluded of course. There’s also a lot to be said about being a person that keeps every single thing to yourself and suddenly having another you that’s nearly on the same page. Probably why he has an armful of his seventeen year old self right now because who better to turn to than yourself?

They’re both aware this is probably wrong on so many levels but then so is having enough dark eco in your bloodstream to poison an entire city and then some. Besides, the universe owes them, hell the Precursors still owe him and no, letting him off the ship doesn’t count because he’s been doing this shit for centuries, technically.

In short, he doesn’t feel as weirded out about this as he should, neither of them do. They know exactly how far to push the other, where to put their hands, when to shut up, when to just drag each other out of a meeting to work off steam through sex and gore. He’s found that having another devil around is a great way of balancing his own out because the light eco hasn’t been working as well as he’d hoped. Light eco just suppresses, a dam that breaks far too often and far too violently, better to just burn off the charge.

He liked playing with long hair, pulling on it and pretending to choke on it, the other him likes running his fingers through short hair, grabbing at it and petting it. He likes racing around the wasteland and the other him likes gliding around with an improved monk glider, they race each other and pretend they have a winner. He prefers to sit on the towers in the port and the other him likes the pools they’ve got in Spargus and they can never decide which bed is better, because they’ve got two beds you know, so they share.

They both get to have someone and forget to worry about the rest of the world.

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now we know where he learned his shitty driving tactics

now we know where he learned his shitty driving tactics

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what a bummer man

what a bummer man

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Some kid at my school committed suicide last night and all I’m hearing is ‘suicide is a solution to a temporary problem’ and its like stop fucking STOP. Suicide is not a solution don’t you dare frame it as such. Never encourage that characteristic of suicide its actually p harmful bc ppl can get it in their heads that it will solve something

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Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko

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okay tho imagine when torn is asleep or something daxter and tess just go and draw eyebrows on him with a sharpie. like it ranges from ‘super-surprised-brows’ to ‘angry-brows’ to ‘flynn-rider-smirk-brows’ to ‘dick-shaped-brows’. 

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category: songs that i forgot existed

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"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"


"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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lol i remember i made this blog so i would post misc. shit instead of interrupting another blog of mine where i only posted like one kind of thing but wow look at where those innocent intentions went

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Fibonacci you crazy bastard….

As seen in the solar system (by no ridiculous coincidence), Earth orbits the Sun 8 times in the same period that Venus orbits the Sun 13 times! Drawing a line between Earth & Venus every week results in a spectacular FIVE side symmetry!!

Lets bring up those Fibonacci numbers again: 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34..

So if we imagine planets with Fibonacci orbits, do they create Fibonacci symmetries?!

You bet!! Depicted here is a:

  • 2 sided symmetry (5 orbits x 3 orbits)
  • 3 sided symmetry (8 orbits x 5 orbits)
  • sided symmetry (13 orbits x 8 orbits) - like Earth & Venus
  • sided symmetry (21 orbits x 13 orbits)

I wonder if relationships like this exist somewhere in the universe….

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i dofnt know what any of this means but these gifs are so raw im gonna rbelog it anyway

the fibonacci sequence is as close to a universe easter egg as we can possibly get. it’s a repeating pattern of numbers that you see fucking everywhere!

it appears in shit like this, from things like mathematic fractals, to the way fruits and plants grow, to the golden ratio that ALL of our proportions fit into, and a ton of other totally unrelated fucking things like the bending of light through water, how veins, rivers and lightning are connected in pattern shapes, and so on and so on

some people say it’s evidence of god, some people say it’s an artifact of us 3D beings travelling through higher dimensions, many agree it’s the truest essence of beauty and the connection between math, science and artwork…

its p. neat tho you gotta admit

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